– As soon as you sit down on the toilet, a child will need you.
– As soon as you lie down to rest, the doorbell rings.
– As your tax refund goes into your account, your appliance goes out.
– The size you need will be the one out of stock.
-The kids will only be thirsty on your trip out when you don’t pack anything. When you do bring something they won’t be thirsty.
-When it’s quiet, it’s not good.
-Whatever you have thawing for dinner will be the same thing your husband had for lunch.
-You will find the exact item you need on the sale page, after you have bought a make-do.
-You will need whatever you threw out yesterday.
-Your vehicle will need major mechanical work the month after you finally pay it off.
-There’s that one ingredient missing from the recipe that you’ve already started.
-When ingredients come out, price goes up.
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Just when you thought..
Diary of a Weary Mom 
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